~ thicker eye lashes
~ wrinkles (I prefer to age appropriately, the way God intended)
~ flawless make-up coverage
~ removing/preventing stretch marks with mederma (only surgery will do for body)
~ removing cellulite with cream (again, surgery)
~ the bounce dryer bar making my life SO much easier, since throwing in that dryer sheet seems to be such a hassle
~ switching to Progressive...because we used to have it and it was way more expensive than the insurance that we have now
~ that I'll be as thin and model-like as Heidi Klum if I eat light & fit yogurt
~ getting a flu shot (never had one; never had the flu)
~ buying a party-cardi
~ my babies learning to read before the age of 3
~ voo-doo to make the Falcons lose to the Saints (because that OBVIOUSLY didn't work)
~ my kid looking good in a denim diaper
I'm sure that I could come up with many more things. Add your own in my comments if you want.
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1 comment:
Hey hey hey that voo-doo bird is legit. The only reason they beat the Saints was b/c the guy working the voo-doo bird fell asleep. =P
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