~ When do I ever do a random post? ~

I'm watching "Braveheart" on TNT right now. How sad is it that one of the greatest movies of all time is also one of the most historically INaccurate.

Our toddler is obsessed with picking his nose. He can't stand to even have a flake in it. And when he picks them out, he gives them to me. What does he think I can do with it?

I heard the funniest story tonight. I'm not kidding. It's the funniest thing that I've ever heard in my entire life. And it's all true. It is the most politically incorrect story that I have ever heard. To some, the story may seem offensive even though it was done with the most innocence ever conceived. I'm sorry that I'm leaving you in suspense, but I would really be afraid of writing this story and somebody reading it and being really offended. But I will say, I will laugh at this TRUE story forever. If we ever meet face-to-face, I'll tell you.

Why is pollen so mean to me? What did I ever do to it to deserve this scratchy throat? A cool story about pollen. I was walking out of the gym the other day. A big bumblebee flee over my arm. As it did, it dropped a chunk of pollen on my arm. I thought it was neat...the birds and the bees.

I'm the maid of honor in a friends wedding. Working out and eating right is ON, hard core. I'm so excited to plan her showers. I told her that I was going to plan her the BEST lingerie shower. And then I turned to her fiance and told him that he'd thank me later. The bride is a woman after my own heart...the bridesmaids' dresses will be purple.

My husband and his cousin are sitting here in the living room. They are both on their cell phones. Our toddler just picked up his "phone" and is talking on it, too. Just one of the guys.

Good night!